1.17.2011

10 Minutes - McDonald's Breakfast Times and Breakfast Egg Recipes

Hi. It's Joe.

It's rather amazing how many people search Google for "McDonald's Breakfast Times."

Wouldn't it be cool if McDonald's served breakfast 24/7, like most of the rest of the civilized world?

How many times have you been to a greasy spoon diner at, say, 3:45 pm in the afternoon, and they are perfectly willing to fry you up some eggs or French toast. A grill is a grill. It doesn't discriminate what foods it will cook based on the time of day.

Yet, McDonald's does not grasp this. How many times have you been to a McDonald's at 10:30 am in the morning (still a perfectly reasonable hour to get breakfast, I would say), only to be told they stopped serving breakfast at 10 am.

What, did they just run out of pre-fabricated eggs and English muffins at 10 am? It would seem like that kind of thing would keep for a while, especially given all the chemicals they pump into the chickens.

I don't even eat McDonald's because I saw the movie Supersize Me and I worked in R&D at a vitamin company for eight years, where I learned what McDonald's does not like the public to know - that food is directly linked to health, and junk food is as harmful to long term health as cigarettes are.

Not that I won't occasionally eat some junk food, in a pinch. Sometimes it's all there is, and I am not going to starve myself. But what if I already had some breakfast egg recipes, and knew how to make them? FAST!

Did you ever notice how there are very few cookbooks on how to make fast food? But there is one, called "Even More Top Secret Recipes: More Amazing Kitchen Clones of America's Favorite Brand-Name Foods" by Todd Wilbur.

No longer do you have to suffer at the whimsy hands of McDonald's strict adherence to time when you desperately need a greasy Egg McMuffin sandwich. Now you have breakfast egg recipes at your fingertips.

Now, you can make fast food at home. OK, so it isn't really fast if you have to make it, instead of some pimply high school kid making minimum wage.

But then again, you did just waste all that time driving down to McDonald's, only to find the clock Nazi's denying you your God-given right (as an American) to a fast food breakfast.

So now what are you gonna do? Well, you are going to stand up for your rights and make your own, that's what.

In fact, I am going to go whip up some eggs right now.

Time.

RESOLUTIONS

1. Make Your Own Business Cards.
2. Gentle Leader Head Collar for Dogs.
3. Breakfast Egg Recipes.

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