4.04.2013

10 Minutes - For Those About to Rock...

Hi. It's Joe.

In about 2.5 hours or so, my old band MOBIUS STRIPTEASE is going to unleash a fury of rock-n-roll upon the unsuspecting citizens of Milwaukee WI. This is not to suggest that said citizens don't know we are coming. They do. Or they should. What I am saying is that the level of rocking will take them completely by surprise. They are expecting just you average puny WI cover band. But MOBIUS STRIPTEASE has no equal in the realm of mere "mortal" rock-n-roll bands. Way back in the early days of this band, in the mid 2000s, we tapped into an ancient secret for channeling the spirits of dead (or partly dead, in the case of Ozzy) rock stars. Thus, the energy level of the rock is diabolically amplified. The FDA actually required us to use a black label warning on our marketing materials:

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: This band will rock your ass off.

Too many people were shaking their booties so hard at shows that they literally flew off. Although this was not a lethal side effect of our rock, most people don't like the feeling of having no ass.

Anyway, tonight at the Coyote Ugly Saloon in Milwaukee will be no different. Wear your dancing shoes and your butt cheek restraining straps.

Or don't come. But you will be even sorrier if you don't.

Time.

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