I Plan to Shave Tonight

In keeping with my latest penchant for authoring short blog posts, I would like to report that I plan to shave tonight.

My beard has grown to the length at which it begins to annoy me, although my girlfriend Deborah still likes it.

About once a month, Shrek’s wife transitions through a less attractive phase (in the eyes of Shrek).

This is similar to my plight. Deborah won’t love my bald chin for a few days, but over time it will return to its fully attractive bristle.

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