I think next week I am not going to promote the Funks Pub open jam at all. Not at all. Because promoting it doesn't seem to make a gosh darn difference in attendance. In fact, promotion seems to actually harm attendance. Therefore it is my duty to not promote it. I will try reverse psychology and see if that helps. Don't come. Okay. Thanks. Bye.
In other news, SUNSPOT is playing at Club Tavern next Friday and I am going to try to make it. I'd better not promote it. I might jinx it.