1.27.2017

All Signs Point to An Imminent Haircut

FOR  IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: Joe Leonard, ragbraijoe@gmail.com

January 28, 2017 (Madison WI) - Several factors are pointing to an imminent haircut.

While much of the evidence is weakly circumstantial, such as Deborah's verbal persuasion attempts with a clear pro-haircut bias, other variables are much more compelling. For example, I am currently sitting in the waiting area of the Barbershop depileation station (Madison WI) and moments ago signed in for a walk-in haircut appointment.

The conclusion is that there is currently an extremely high haircut probability.

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